:::::::incoming transmission from H.A.L. 2o12; November 13, 2012 Abducted; this is how I find myself. My extraterrestrial invader has taken me to the furthest ring of Saturn. Here in his new ship--with the finest of equipment--he has stripped me from basic request, despite my original understanding.
What have I done? I asked for this. I used my powers to conjure this, and the might of those powers I did not understand.
Whenever you're like me you can fall for anything.